Texas Low

My work requires me to make phone calls to all parts of the county. Recently I have been calling government agencies in the State of Texas. This morning I spoke with a guy named Tony who I had never spoken to before. He was very polite, but a little hippyish in his diction. I must have heard, “Ooooh man” ten times during our conversation. So to ensure that he would follow-up on my request for information, I asked him if I could send him a sample of our product. He said, “Ooooh man, you shouldn’t send me anything. I am so low on the telephone pole; I am on the part where the dogs pee.” That’s pretty low.