World's fastest doctor's visit

Here's how doctor's visits usually go:

• Arrive 5-10 minutes before appointment, sit in waiting room 30-45 minutes for name to be called.
  
• When name is called, go to exam room, take clothes off Natalie, have her weighed and measured; put clothes back on (or not)
• Go to private exam room (or back to waiting room) for 15-30 minutes and wait for nurse to come in and ask you why we're there, I tell him/her everything I really just want to discuss with the doctor
• Wait another 5-10 minutes after he/she leaves for the doctor to arrive, re-tell him everything I just told the nurse.
• Doctor sees Natalie for a maximum of 5 minutes
• 1-2 hours after arriving, we leave

Here's how today's doctor visit went:

• I pulled our of our garage at 8:06 a.m.
• We arrived in the doctor's office for our 8:30 appointment at 8:30
• I paid the co-pay
• Two minutes later, the doctor came to the door and called Natalie's name
• We went to the private exam room, I told him why we were there (to see if he, the ENT, wants to nudge Natalie's ear tubes back in when she's already under anesthesia for a glaucoma test)
• He looks in each ear and says, "They are half as far out as I would have expected them to be after this much time; I don't want to do anything, but come back in three months."
• I pull back into our garage at 9:06 a.m.

No joke!

I would LOVE to see this doctor again in three months!